Guest Characters?

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Hey everybody.

My name is Skye. I am a member of the Animal Protection Party, an organisation that's dedicated to helping protect and find missing people all over the solar system. We're very close friends to the Planet Protectors and I cannot thank them enough for giving me the platform to raise awareness on what appears to be an otherworldly situation on our hands.

It all started with this image posted on social media a couple of days ago...

As you can see, a relatively small social media account owned by a man named Dukey posted a selfie with what appears to be a portal and a creature from another dimension... Sounds unbelieveable which I assume is the reason it barely got any engagement but I had to see if there was more to this than meets the eye... So I shot the guy a DM and I'll share the transcript with you below:

Skye: Hi there Dukey, thank you for taking the time to respond to me! 

Dukey: np

Skye: So... Can you elaborate and share some context on the events that lead to this selfie being taken?

Dukey: yeah ofc, I was chillin on the mountain at Xylox whilst waiting for my bf and a whole ass portal just emerged infront of the power station

Skye: Whole... ass? So, just the buttocks of this specimen emerged initially?

Dukey: lmfao what? nah, nah, the whole dude just stumbled through it. poor guy looked confused as heck, i stepped back and tripped over but thankfully he was real chill and we both got back up

Skye: Was he hurt in any way?

Dukey: nope, he was perfectly fine. he said he's been hopping around dimensions trying to find a good place to learn how to fly, he's a dragon apparently and his name is droog

Skye: Intriguing... What is considered a myth is reality...

Dukey: wild huh? yeah i said this place is real cliffy man, i wouldnt try flying here and he thanked me and was about to head out but i asked him for a selfie and hes like oh yeah i love those! lets go

Skye: ...I take it he's left then. I sure hope he is okay...

Dukey: yeah he left after that but left me a cool shiny rock

Skye: ...Would you be able to come and meet me in person to examine it? 

Dukey: i dunno about that man, you gonna call the government and get him all locked up? he seemed real chill

Skye: Not at all, we're the Animal PROTECTION Party. We protect everyone, regardless of where they live. 

Dukey: i suppose i could pop in, but you better not tell the fuzz

Skye: I'm close to the Planet Protectors, Dukey. If we established connections it would be nothing but friendly. Is it not best that we communicate on good terms before someone like Velocity gatecrash and kidnap him?

Dukey: aight aight i get u, ill come pop over tmrrw. where u at?

Skye: I'll send you the co-ordinates. Thank you for your time!

So yes... The next day Dukey arrived at our office and handed the rock over for examination. It seemed rather ordinary but thankfully Cindy and Rufus were with us too. One quick Rufus examination later and he found out that the rock was some kind of storage device loaded with pictures of various otherworldly creatures interacting with the dragon. They all seemed incredibly friendly...

Cindy is incredibly weary of Dukey and doesn't believe anything that's been presented but... I don't know. He seems rather genuine to me. There's way too many pictures on this weird rock for them to be faked in my opinion. Rufus thinks they're incredibly realistic too... Thankfully Dukey has allowed Rufus to keep the rock and he is going to continue looking into the mechanics of it in hopes of finding a way to make peaceful contact with this brand new dimension... If it even exists! For Cindy, seeing is believing.

Dukey got something out of this himself though; on the rock there was various photographs of Droog in various different outfits. Rufus was able to cobble together the first in what we're dubbing 'Guest' dress up games; these are for anybody who either isn't affiliated with us or in this case... is from another dimension. Dukey is our second 'Guest' dress up; he caught wind of Rufus' plans and emailed him a two gigabite file of himself in various states of dress and undress. Rufus is a determined worker who doesn't let any amount of nude photography from a stranger he's just met who gave him a rock from another dimension stop him! All those gigabytes were a challenge but he was able to get Dukey's dress up game up and running on the website as we speak.

Well, I hope that gives you just a little bit more clarification on who the two guest dress up people are. We don't know an awful lot about them but we're keeping in touch with Dukey to let him know if we can get in touch with Droog. A complicated system but a necessary one; who knows what lies ahead in that dimension that may or may not exist. For now, we would appreciate it if you could raise awareness of Droog by unlocking his clothing and sharing his outfits on your profiles; maybe it'll reach him? Anyway, Dukey, if you're reading this... I trust you. Don't make me regret that. You can trust us, too.

(PS: In the background of your dress up files it would appear that you are located in DJ Subwoofer of SUBMANIA's personal dressing room. Care to explain why?)

I'll see you next time with all the scoop to keep you in the loop,

Pinned

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